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Last post today, I swear.

July 14, 2006 · Leave a Comment

But on “So You Think You Can Dance”, Donyelle needs to get that toe of hers working, because although I’ll take Allison, I’m really rooting for Donyelle. Ivan is great but I think my loyalty is with Benji. And don’t get me started on Mary Murphy. OMG. I literally get stomach aches from how hard she makes me laugh. She IS a Saturday Night Live skit.

“Hell’s Kitchen?” A) I swear that Graham Ramsay is doing an impersonation of me on Hell’s Kitchen and I’d like to know who to see about that. I really thought my temper tantrums were trademarked. B) Sarah is, quite frankly, one horribly lucky bitch to still be on that show. She should have been gone for being a big fat liar last time.

“Project Runway”….too early to tell. But I want Tim Gunn to come be my friend. I want to have coffee with him. Daily. I want to dream that he is my long lost father. Is that wrong? He gives me warm fuzzies. No, not that kind.

Additionally, and totally unrelated, my love to Jess, Russ and the brand new (July 2) Rowan. He’s going to rock your world in such a good way. Jules, you know I’m thinking of you. And Terri. And Tia. And, and and. All my preggers ladies (omg, michelletiffkimberlyallisonmultiplejensmandysarahandIknowtherearemorethatIforgot), it’s too recent for me to have forgotten. You are all in my thoughts very often.

MIA are Soyon. CK. You both have two more weeks before I come kick some ass LOL. Or call you. Actually it’s so much *easier* for me to talk on the phone now, maybe that’s better. It’s very hard to NAK now for some reason. Beth. I don’t talk to you enough either. WTF? Of course the blame is with all of you and NOT me, nooo. LOL, I’m thinking of all of you.

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